akporz is back again: Read and laugh.

Girl: I’m warning you, my Mummy is coming back soon.. AKPORS: But I’m not doing anything.. Girl: That’s why I’m warning you, Hurry up CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you’ve bought tonight Sir, Why?.. AKPORS: Yes, that idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it TEACHER: What’s your favorite flower?.. AKPORS: Chrysanthemum.. TEACHER: Spell it.. AKPOS: I was joking o. My favorite flower is Rose R-O-S-E Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl. Akpors: Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!! Akpors: Wanna dance? Ugly Girl: Yes (excited) Akpors: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend. Papa Akpors: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do? Akpors Teacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell“LION”… Papa Akpors : Ah Ah…You know say na SMALL pikin……You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like” MOSQUITO”…… Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this? Akpors: We should stop wasting time in studies and find that WOMAN Teacher: Make a Sentence with Big Akpors: The Ram Is Big Teacher: Make it longer Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo OPERATOR: 911, wat’s your emergency? AKPOS: Two girls are fighting over me.. OPERATOR: So?.. AKPOS: The ugly one is winning. Teacher: Who can state one diff btw a Bird and a Fly? .. Akpors: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird. Ochuko: Akpos, where have you been? Akpors: Watching a football match? Ochuko: Who played?.. Akpors: Ivory coast vs Cote d ivoire